Dubai is a model for heaven

After reading an article about Dubai, and listening to a few arguments about religion, I've determined that Dubai is a model for heaven.

In the article I read about Dubai, it went into a great amount of detail about the Dubai that noone ever sees past all the lavish buildings. The part of the article that I was the most interested in were the sections that told of the people from all over the world that went there for job opportunities and are either in jail or now homeless, or worse yet, slaves.

Dubai has become the party hot spot for neiboring countries. Why? Because people can go there and party and do things that are illegal in their own country, and when they are done they can go home and go back to being "holier than thou" this point seems irrelevant now, but it fits in the big picture of the point I am trying to make.

You see, Dubai has money, lots of it. And although they are getting the money through oil and that is a legit way of making money, with oil companies posting record profits it just reeks of greed. If you make your living completly above board, yet you just can't get enough and become a money eating machine, is that still ok?

With all the money in Dubai, and all the buildings being thrown up in a rapidly growing city, people are flocking to Dubai. I imagine that below the fancy skyscrapers and posh hotels, there is just as much of a rush building homes for immigrants as well.

What's happening in Dubai, are construction companies advertising good pay for work to poor people in other countries, then when they arrive they take their passports away, put them to work in the blistering heat, and don't pay them anything close to what was promised. This is slavery hands down, anyone that says otherwise is an idiot.

So how could this possibly rememble heaven? Easy, with the number of people that have ever existed on any planet in the universe that have been "saved" there are so many creatures that have gone to this "better" place that the human mind cannot comprehend. This means that in order for there to be enough room, heaven needs to build and expand exponentionally. First they need to fund it, this is why god needs all of our money. Second they need souls to do the work, this is why the bible says to spread the word of god and jesus christ our savior, heaven needs slaves.

So when you goto to church, and put money in the collection plate you are funding the rapid building boom of heaven. And when you repent for your "sins" and accept the word of god in your heart, you are turning yourself over as a slave.

So according to this logic, heaven = hell. They cancel each other out and therefor can not possibly exist. The only reason Dubai exists is because it's not actually heaven. Although it probably won't continue to exist for very much longer anyway.